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Student in Front Row Clearly Didn’t Go to Ted’s Party Last Night

Descriptions from classmates say that the student seemed “wide awake” and “excited to learn” despite the fact that most of the class was at Ted’s party last night and were currently “hating their lives,” one student explained.

By wakeandwander , in Local News , at March 7, 2020 Tags:

BLACKSBURG, VA – A seemingly well-rested student sitting in the front row of a 9 a.m. physics class this morning clearly did not go to Ted’s party last night, according to other students sitting in the back of the class.

Descriptions from classmates say that the student seemed “wide awake” and “excited to learn” despite the fact that most of the class was at Ted’s party last night and were currently “hating their lives,” one student explained.

“I don’t know if he was [at Ted’s] or not because to be honest I just don’t remember,” said one female student, who asked to remain anonymous. “But it’s hard to believe he was considering he’s up there in the front row answering questions.”

Some students mocked him as a “teacher’s pet.” Others expressed gratitude and suggested the kid in the front row could be “taking one for the team.”

“I mean, look, I’m not going to bad mouth the guy for being a loser or anything,” said a male classmate. “He was up there raising his hand and the teacher was eating it up, and we were all able to kind of sink into the background. To me, dude’s a hero.”

The student in the front row declined to clarify his whereabouts the night before. Ted himself was not available for comment due a massive headache.

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